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ficlets - ff50 Lazard/Sephiroth #046
Prompt: 046. Enigma
Words: ~160

“So anyway, I went to his office to explain how it wasn’t my fault really that those eggs ended up in Tuesti’s desk drawer. I mean, how was I supposed to know they were fertilized? Besides, I got rid of them once they hatched, right? And you know that guy’s weird anyway; how does Lazard know he wouldn’t have liked to have a whole bunch of baby Hedgehog Pies? They are kinda cute when they’re little…”

“Zack, you’re rambling.”

“Oh yeah! So I was telling him all that when I noticed he has a huge, and I mean huge, hickey on his neck. Lazard. Had a hickey! And all I did was ask him, ‘Hey Laz, old buddy, who’s the lucky lady?’ And I got fuckin’ KP for it! Can you believe that?”

“Mmm-hmm.”

“Who’s he making out with, anyway? He’s an alright guy and all, but damn, what a geek. It’s like seeing your mom with a hickey.”

Kunsel only smiled.