Goddamnit, now I want a Lazard plushie. So very purple. He can sass my Sephiroth plushie and foist gourmet morsels on him in an attempt to assuage his horrible, horrible guilt.

Of course Lazard is gay! XD I mean, were we playing the same game? Dear fluffy lord, that man is fuckin' fabulous. Don't worry, though, he probably has a totally butch, badass motorcycle, too--he just doesn't drive it to work, oh no.