Hojo is a giant bitch. Lazard is a coward. The company is ruled by pigs. Poor Sephiroth. He catches no breaks, ultimately. At least Lazard is soft and friendly.

And then Sephiroth more grown up! I like that stage and the way you get into it. And WOW was Lazard ever gay. Like a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide. Gaaaaaaaaaay. But I like it. And, uh, way to be completely sexy in your trauma and sexual repression, Sephiroth. This is why we love you. Everything you do is awesome and sexy.