It can be very messy, or rather uncomfortable as rearranging a half swollen peen is kind of like trying to point a 3/4 full bratwurst at someone and use it like a watergun. A bratwurst full of very sensitive nerves.

I was thinking of the masturbation one, but really, both. I feel flattered~ But we've discussed the first so I feel it can be shared. I've only ever written the second, but in things you've read, so I know you're using my fanon~ I've never seen that anywhere else but in my porn.

He did! But in a very like... nonpouncy way. Sephiroth's pragmatism isn't even a cover for skeezy ulterior motives. IT IS ACTUAL PRAGMATISM. It's enough to blow my and Lazard's minds.

Have I mentioned recently that I love and adore you?